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Andrew Fernando
August 7, 2011
In June, BCCI player contracts concerning the reason for withholding its support of the Sri Lanka Premier League. Sri Lanka Cricket has promptly informed the BCCI that their concerns were unfounded, and that all the necessary requirements. BCCI then responded by sending a letter explaining the real reasons that are back in the tournament. Our sources have leaked this letter to us. Here it is in its entirety.
Good Sri Lanka Cricket,
Let's cut the crap. We have begun a public uproar about player contracts, but we both know that this was not the real reason they have refused to allow our players to play in Sri Lanka Premier League. The thing is it would be too embarrassed to be associated with half ass imitation of our tournament. Here are some reasons why it sucks.
Aged cricket
First, what is your passion for old players in your team? Carrier, Dan and Chris Gayle are on the wrong side of 30, but we will. Murali Hersch and Gibbs did not really play anymore, but that's okay, we will stretch. But Jayasuriya? It is not about 45 hours? It 's like 170 years of cricket. And 'the heart and turn off the life support already! Nobody wants to see Sanath old man caught her nap on the balcony at the center of the board stunned and shout things like, "I told the kids not to play in the yard!" And 'the only way to put it.
The lack of advertising and sponsors
I think you really want to make money from this, right? Then tell us, why has not nailed the title sponsor of four weeks before the tournament is to start with? Even if you have sponsors, no one knows why their names have not been surgically mounted on the tournament. We have to teach you everything? Our competition is the DLF IPL Irfan Pathan was terrible as before. He did not even complete its official name. That most of the sponsors know that DLFToyotaUnileverExxon Valdezoilspill-IPL. It 'a shame for us to communicate with a cricket tournament, which is not unbridled desire to squeeze as much money as possible.
The involvement of Pakistan
Why continue to try to be best friends with Pakistan? How does the printed circuit board (or not work), the best on the boards of other cricket can do is to stay as far away as possible from the chaos. And 'the only advice Grillo, more messed up than you. Are you trying to pull together to form a sort of gigantic screw-up and ironing super cricket?
Sissy team names
A team would be called the Grape unicorns. It is a maiden of seven years, these teams? You know the names are meaningless, right? Do you have an idea of what Royal Challengers are? No! No one does. But as long as they are not called to Bangalore XI fairy princess, nobody cares. Seriously, can you imagine if your unicorn makes the Champions League and had to play teams from Victoria or South Australia Redback robbers? Judging by the name, these are individuals that are either too tanned or the back that are permanently on fire. Nobody wants to see the unicorns torn by a group of Australians who are on fire angry because they are sleeping shirtless on the beach again. In our case could have on animal welfare. Do you?
Integral incompetence
Worldwide, the cricket boards are increasingly criticized for the introduction and expansion lucrative Twenty20 leagues at the expense of first class cricket. These things are so easy to sell to the public and make money for the trucks. You managed to implode financially by hosting a World Cup (usually something that is a boon to the coffers, instead of a drain - but hey, a shout for another day). And now that things have gotten one of the surest ways to make bundles of money quickly in the world of cricket. Nice work, idiots.
Sincerely,
BCCI
PS: We know we said you could not have any of our players for the tournament, but if you want Irfan Pathan, you can do.
Andrew Fernando
August 7, 2011
In June, BCCI player contracts concerning the reason for withholding its support of the Sri Lanka Premier League. Sri Lanka Cricket has promptly informed the BCCI that their concerns were unfounded, and that all the necessary requirements. BCCI then responded by sending a letter explaining the real reasons that are back in the tournament. Our sources have leaked this letter to us. Here it is in its entirety.
Good Sri Lanka Cricket,
Let's cut the crap. We have begun a public uproar about player contracts, but we both know that this was not the real reason they have refused to allow our players to play in Sri Lanka Premier League. The thing is it would be too embarrassed to be associated with half ass imitation of our tournament. Here are some reasons why it sucks.
Aged cricket
First, what is your passion for old players in your team? Carrier, Dan and Chris Gayle are on the wrong side of 30, but we will. Murali Hersch and Gibbs did not really play anymore, but that's okay, we will stretch. But Jayasuriya? It is not about 45 hours? It 's like 170 years of cricket. And 'the heart and turn off the life support already! Nobody wants to see Sanath old man caught her nap on the balcony at the center of the board stunned and shout things like, "I told the kids not to play in the yard!" And 'the only way to put it.
The lack of advertising and sponsors
I think you really want to make money from this, right? Then tell us, why has not nailed the title sponsor of four weeks before the tournament is to start with? Even if you have sponsors, no one knows why their names have not been surgically mounted on the tournament. We have to teach you everything? Our competition is the DLF IPL Irfan Pathan was terrible as before. He did not even complete its official name. That most of the sponsors know that DLFToyotaUnileverExxon Valdezoilspill-IPL. It 'a shame for us to communicate with a cricket tournament, which is not unbridled desire to squeeze as much money as possible.
The involvement of Pakistan
Why continue to try to be best friends with Pakistan? How does the printed circuit board (or not work), the best on the boards of other cricket can do is to stay as far away as possible from the chaos. And 'the only advice Grillo, more messed up than you. Are you trying to pull together to form a sort of gigantic screw-up and ironing super cricket?
Sissy team names
A team would be called the Grape unicorns. It is a maiden of seven years, these teams? You know the names are meaningless, right? Do you have an idea of what Royal Challengers are? No! No one does. But as long as they are not called to Bangalore XI fairy princess, nobody cares. Seriously, can you imagine if your unicorn makes the Champions League and had to play teams from Victoria or South Australia Redback robbers? Judging by the name, these are individuals that are either too tanned or the back that are permanently on fire. Nobody wants to see the unicorns torn by a group of Australians who are on fire angry because they are sleeping shirtless on the beach again. In our case could have on animal welfare. Do you?
Integral incompetence
Worldwide, the cricket boards are increasingly criticized for the introduction and expansion lucrative Twenty20 leagues at the expense of first class cricket. These things are so easy to sell to the public and make money for the trucks. You managed to implode financially by hosting a World Cup (usually something that is a boon to the coffers, instead of a drain - but hey, a shout for another day). And now that things have gotten one of the surest ways to make bundles of money quickly in the world of cricket. Nice work, idiots.
Sincerely,
BCCI
PS: We know we said you could not have any of our players for the tournament, but if you want Irfan Pathan, you can do.
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